This morning my daughter was wearing an adorable outfit - sherbert colored skort with a blue-green sweater and a pair of mary janes. As she skipped out the door I said...
"Sweetie! You look so cute today!"
Sophie (with the eye-roll and attitude of a girl three times her age): "I don't look cute. Do you see any sparkles??"
"Why do you need sparkles? I see a beautiful girl wearing an adorable outfit."
Sophie (with the look of a girl thinking "could you be more clueless"?): "I am not beautiful!"
"You aren't?"
Sophie: "No! Do you SEE a princess dress?"
If I didn't think this was so funny I might actually be worried.