This is the footer from an e-mail that I received today.

I have seen this type of message before (the other one is "Please think before you print this e-mail" or something equally stupid).

Ironically I usually don't see these messages until after I've printed it. And all I have to say to these well-meaning individuals is . . . it's my e-mail and I'll print it if I want to.

Don't like it? Then pick up the phone.